Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Visa Renewal--Document not the Credit Card

Warning: Longer post, but all must be read to understand the joys of visa renewal here!

This past weekend Des and I had the 'privilege' of renewing our visas. Now, usually this would mean mailing in a form with some money and in return you get a new document. Not for us. The story begins on Friday morning...

Des, my supervisor's wife, my supervisor's 2 daughters, and I head out at 8am for 'Enid' (our destination is actually a nearby border city) along with our driver. Now, we pack into a nice Volkswagon with me and the driver in front and the rest in back. Now, the girls got to share the middle seat with some creativity. So, we head off for 'Enid' and get there after about 4 hours of driving. This part also includes jumping toll gates which when translated means off-roading in the desert for about a mile. Remember, we are in a VW sedan. Right, they don't naturally go together, but here all things are possible.

Saturday morning our adventure begins again at 8am. I did not sleep at all on Friday night, and Des gets motion sickness fairly easily. Hence, not a great start to our day! So, we crawl into the back seat of this soft top make-shift version of a jeep. But, the back seat happens to be a board covered with some carpeting. No hand holds, seatbelts,seatbacks, or any other normal feature of a back seat. Now, as you read about this journey, think of a race for life. Basically, we were entrants in the Border Crossing 500! Both directions!

We begin at the customs office where we get our vehicle identification number to enter and exit the country. Once our driver had this number, he ran out of the building and drove off quickly. While exiting the parking area, he about hit 2 people and several vehicles. Remember this is a race. So, off to the border we race along with many others trailing behind us.

In summary, leaving the country and reentering requires stops at three different check points for both directions. So, SIX checkpoints where each stop requires its own form and is in a different building. At each checkpoint, they check the form with your passport, visa, and yourself. If all things match and are checked correctly, then you get to pass through with no hitches. Thus, the process is go through a checkpoint, get stamped, run out to our jeep, drive 75 meters to the next one, run in, and continue as necessary. A process that should work fairly easily. But, enter the amateurs and everyone else!

At the very first checkpoint, the customs officer believes that Des may have a fake passport because the picture does not seem to match despite Des entering their country several times in addition to many other places with this same passport. Des' hair is longer now, and the lady who took the picture did not do a good job. So, they scan her passport with UV light, bend it, and poke at it for about 5 mins. Finally, they come back and let her pass. Onward we go!

Between the 2nd and 3rd stops of leaving the country, we have to wait for about an hour for a customs official to inspect our vehicle. When we are cleared, the race is on again. Well, our driver was wanting to cut in line so that we could come back in the country quicker. Well, the customs guy for the other country catches us and tells us to go to the end of the line. Well, we try again and get caught. Basically, we are doing doughnuts on the highway trying to cut into this very, very long line. Well, we go down the line a little and find a weak link that we exploit. Granted we about take out several trucks to exploit this hole in line. Once in line, there is lots of bumping and pushing as we are in the prime realty area of the line. The front of a several mile long road. Well, we finally get to start the process of reentering our home country which again is three stops with forms and lines. Now, the lines are not formal and polite. Lines here are a dog-eat-dog world of every man for himself. We actually were physically blocking people from cutting so that we could keep our place in line. We also were stepped on, pushed, and used as leaning posts.

About 4 hours later, we managed to finish the race of renewing our visas. We did not win because we are the amateurs who do not know the process well. But, the task was accomplished and we are glad!

Finally, our return ride home with the same seat arrangements was gentle until the mountains north of home. Our driver barely missed creaming several cars and motorcycles. By listening to his phone conversations, he was about late for another appointment, so he was desperate to get rid of us. Though he about killed us!

Well, this was my adventure this past weekend! Hope you enjoyed reading about it because I enjoyed living it when it was over! Below are some pictures of the border crossing through which we went (yes, that is a huge rainbow welcoming us home)

2 comments:

Will You Forgive Me? said...

Dude, gotta love visa renewal. Peyton and I ran to Kiev for ours a couple weeks ago. It went smooth, but no matter where you go, if you don't know where anything is, you will end up walking a lot and seeing little! Being a tourist is hard work! Id rather study....wait....no I wouldn't.
Anyways, keep up the hard work and tell everyone over there HELLO from me! I'm lifting you up man.

Love,
DR

Oleg & Amanda said...

Hey there! It is nice for me to remember that all the crazy don't just live in my city! I will get to go to Poland to renew my visa but that won't be for a while. I've heard lots of stories about border crossings into Poland... eek! But I definitely think your story tops them all! :) Blessings, Amanda